Nov 29, 2018

Nicole and Sarah share their separate experiences of getting stopped at the Detroit/Windsor border trying to get back home from Canada. Nicole was a young 19-year-old just out to have a good time and ended up sequestered in the custom's office. Sarah was just trying to go on a Tinder date and get some dick, but got a...

Nov 22, 2018

It's the first-ever Homance listener episode where Sarah and Nicole read your stories back to you! It's more fun than it sounds. Thank you to our listeners for sharing their stories of public intoxication and misunderstandings. 

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Nov 15, 2018

Sarah and Nicole each share their accidental tattoo reveal stories. They both hid their first tattoos from their mothers and ultimately got caught. That's not the only time they've done some hiding. They also tell a story where they ended up hiding from CeeLo Green look-a-likes who were stalking them. 

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Nov 8, 2018

Nicole had a couple of unexpected things happen on her work trip that led to Tupac fun facts, eating her own weight in food and a sake-filled Halloween night. Sarah spent her Halloween out of town too; but in a bulky man-suit and getting tattoos. 

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Nov 1, 2018

Vegas strikes again! This time, honorary ho Megan, blows our minds with her recent girls trip: four days, 18 girls, six-figures spent, two pool parties, one wheelchair and countless bottles of booze. It's a legit real-life version of 'The Hangover.' 

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