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Dec 20, 2018

Nicole relives a ridiculously hilarious situation from her family vacation at Christmastime last year. The craziest stories always come from Florida; and so do rattlesnakes. 

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Dec 13, 2018

Nicole goes on a juicy impromptu Bumble date where her gypsy magic goes into full effect. She went out with him for the opportunity to get  dicked down and ends up talking about marriage. 

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Dec 6, 2018

Nicole and Sarah each share their micropenis encounters. Brace yourself for all of the sadness and disappointment expressed in this episode. Nicole also gets an age-related reality check. 

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Nov 29, 2018

Nicole and Sarah share their separate experiences of getting stopped at the Detroit/Windsor border trying to get back home from Canada. Nicole was a young 19-year-old just out to have a good time and ended up sequestered in the custom's office. Sarah was just trying to go on a Tinder date and get some dick, but got a...

Nov 22, 2018

It's the first-ever Homance listener episode where Sarah and Nicole read your stories back to you! It's more fun than it sounds. Thank you to our listeners for sharing their stories of public intoxication and misunderstandings. 

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